Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I have a black friend and he doesn’t think I’m racist… I guess… we don’t talk much. ☺ Because Africa is the country I’d most like to visit. ☺ Because I almost never do that thing where I stretch my eyes with my fingers and sing, “I’m a rittre china-boy”… just at weddings and children’s […]
Read More How I know I’m Not a RacistThose people I was talking to were probable going to fall asleep anyway. ♥ If being a bore was my problem, why do deaf people ALSO avoid me? ♥ When I have a conversation, I stick to universal themes such as transfinite number sets and Proust’s overuse of possessive pronouns. ♥ I don’t monopolize the […]
Read More How I Know that I’m Not a BoreI don’t condescend to women. For you gals, that means I don’t needlessly explain things that you already know. I don’t think a woman’s place is in her home; and, this is not just because I don’t think women should own property. I think women deserve the same wages as men; although, I think they […]
Read More I Know I’m Not a Misogynist Because…A sudden storm comes upon the ship of Alonso, the King of Naples; his brother, Sebastian; Alonso’s son, Ferdinand; Antonio, the current Duke of Milan; and Gonzalo, a counselor of Naples; and, Alleco, the guy who always seems to forget his wallet. The ship is torn asunder, cleft in twain and best in show. The […]
Read More The Tempest: Shakespeare’s Deus Ex MachinaPot-bellied Pig: This pet says “attention whore” WAY better than dying your hair green or piercing your eyelids. When people approach you about the farm animal you have on a leash, look embarrassed at the attention as you soak it in like a vital nutrient… ☺ Hissing Cockroaches: The word “pet” is a hard one […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 