Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Sorry about this one. It’s been in my queue for a while and I just want it OUT OF MY SIGHT] Cicero called Herodotus “The Father of History” as well as “The Slow-witted But Lovable Cousin of Hydraulics”… ☻ Herodotus was born in 484 BCE in the Greek City of Halicarnassus, known for its mausoleum, […]
Read More Herodotus and I Have a HistoryHuckleberry Hound was first televised in 1958. His show was created for a children’s cereal to sponsor. It was a bold move because, researchers knew how kids would react to a yellow dog and to a green dog but to predict how they’d react to a blue dog, they had to extrapolate. ♥ Huckleberry Hound’s […]
Read More I Dog You with Huckleberry Hound FactsDear Terse Llama, I had a nightmare about a penguin dying on a hot sidewalk in August although it might’ve been a dalmatian or maybe a tablecloth… I’m not an ornithologist. How do I turn this nightmare into a recurring nightmare? It was a little disturbing but I feel that dreaming about penguins will take […]
Read More Terse Llama Gives Medical AdviceTwo lines rob a bank and make a clean get away. Line A says to Line B, “The heats on us. We need to be parallel so that no one knows we’re together” Line B says, “Okay, but don’t you cross me!” ☺ A hexagon walks into a bar during happy hour and orders a […]
Read More Ten Really Bad Geometry JokesI have no desire to dominate the world. I just want to destroy it. ֎ If I were pure evil, I’d have already indicated so on my Tinder profile. ֎ Given a choice between an act of altruistic good and unspeakable evil, I will always perform the act nearest to where my car is parked. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 