I Know I’m Not a Misogynist Because…

What Is Misogyny?

I don’t condescend to women. For you gals, that means I don’t needlessly explain things that you already know.

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I don’t think a woman’s place is in her home; and, this is not just because I don’t think women should own property.

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I think women deserve the same wages as men; although, I think they should be paid in “Girl Bucks”, special pink currency that can only be redeemed at cosmetic, clothing or wine stores.

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I think we should have more movies about female historical figures but with really sexy actresses so men will want to see them.

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I think that, if a particular career interests a woman, she should have the right to marry a man who works in that field.

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I don’t think a woman’s sole purpose in life should be making a man happy; but, if that deal were offered to me, I’d have a tough time rejecting it.

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I think cleavage is only one tiny criteria to be considered when hiring a female applicant.

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I’ve worked for female bosses a few times and I was fine with taking orders from a woman once I’d showered the stink of shame and degradation off of me.

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Personally, when I see a coworker, I don’t see gender. I do, however, see bra straps and high heels so I CAN make an educated guess.

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Suffrage is important. I think every woman should have the right to vote for what she thinks is the best man running for office.

21 thoughts on “I Know I’m Not a Misogynist Because…

    1. Not even the worst one for this week, Deb. My regulars will know I’m not serious but any visitors might get irritated… or worse, agree with me…

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    1. I’m thinking Wednesday for that one. It’s funny. I had to go into D.C. for fingerprinting for a clearance and, while riding up there on the train, I banged out three posts. Something about getting out of the house…

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  1. My wife saw your post and asked if I thought it was funny. I asked her if I could take a rain check on my answer, and now I’m locked out of the house until it rains, which isn’t forecast until Friday. Hopefully, that fives me enough time to think of a survivable answer.

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