Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The meek will inherit the Earth and then will be forced to give it back to the ruthless and powerful. ♦ A standard will is a document that says that your death will be the best day of someone else’s life. ♦ Genetic inheritance was an important discovery because it allows us to blame our […]
Read More I Bequeath to You these Thoughts on Inheritance[Don’t blame me. Deb and Robyn made me do this one] I’m not sorry I finally screwed up the courage to tell your wealthy aunt what I thought of her. I AM sorry she was on the toilet when I did it… ♥ I’m not sorry I gave you my honest opinion of your latest […]
Read More I’m NOT SorrySome states and municipalities excuse students from jury duty. Pretend to be a college student. Carry a backpack and use hip slang terms like “WTF” and “internet”. Plead financial hardship. Show up for jury duty wearing a barrel with suspenders. When asked why you shouldn’t have to serve, turn your pockets inside-out and look morose… […]
Read More It’s Your Civic Duty to Get Out of Jury DutyChapman v. Bocco the Squirrel – Albert Chapman assaulted Will Haines, AKA Tennessee University mascot Bocco the Fighting Squirrel, during a rowing competition. Convicted of simple assault, Chapman appealed his conviction on the grounds that, Bocco, at least during university sporting events, was legally an animal; and, that because he was the “fighting squirrel”, Chapman […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 