Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[I’m kind of burned out… and I’ve added another hundred followers. Normally, this would mean another installment of The Moosehead Stratagem; however, that will be difficult because it hasn’t been created yet. I’ve got a collection of columns I was trying to peddle years ago and next week will be entirely those. So, this is […]
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Read More Fun Things to Do at the Doctor’s OfficeBefore I went to bed, it was on the right side of the shelf. When I woke up, it was on the right side of the shelf but it LOOKED as if it had gone somewhere else and then just come back. I think it was the fact that her hand had been stamped for […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 