Before I went to bed, it was on the right side of the shelf. When I woke up, it was on the right side of the shelf but it LOOKED as if it had gone somewhere else and then just come back. I think it was the fact that her hand had been stamped for readmission.
Sometimes, she smells of brake fluid.
Any conversations she is having with the G. I. Joe doll stop suddenly when I walk into the room. When I ask what they were talking about, I pull his string and he answers, “Oh, you’ll find out”… and that isn’t even one of the phrases the factory puts into the doll… And, I don’t even own that GI Joe doll.
She makes a lot of sustained eye-contact.
To save a little money, I purchased an earlier amoral version of the Raggedy Ann.
She watches the Child’s Play movies and takes notes… which is creepy because she has no thumbs.
She knows that, if I was murdered, she’d be the least likely suspect. Of course, in murder mysteries, it is always the least likely suspect that did it, so she’d be the most likely suspect… but, it is never the most likely suspect…
She keeps trying to get me to take a trip on the Orient Express with eleven of her friends.
She spends a lot of her time wiping her fingerprints off of things.
She gets evasive when I ask where she’s been, what she’s been doing or if she’s going to kill me…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Have you been reading the draft of my story????
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Which story?
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The one I’m going to send you when its finished 😊
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Oh, THAT one. Yes.
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I always knew that bitch was up to something….
And now that you mention it, has anyone seen Andy?
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Oh… he’s LONG gone. Shortly after the life insurance policy was signed…
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This one was my favorite today – made me snort “She keeps trying to get me to take a trip on the Orient Express with eleven of her friends.” I had that doll when I was a kid with Andy- my goodness her stare is spooky.
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My mom made a Raggedy Ann for my sister and a Raggedy Andy for my brother and myself. Yeah, creepy stare…
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Hahaha, this was a good laugh! I thoroughly enjoyed going over it sentence by sentence, laugh by laugh!
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Thank you. It was fun thinking it up!
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But really well done, as usual!
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Shared this on my Facebook page 😄
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I’ve always found Raggedy Anne dolls to be rather creepy. This post didn’t help.
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Then, my job is done here…
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sustained eye contact is the giveaway
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She has killer’s eyes…
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Zen says we only see what we want to see or what we think, to which Raggedy eyes yawn but never do they blink.
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Hey! I’m a Zen Buddhist! I didn’t know that Raggedy Ann was as well…
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Here in the correct circles we call her alternatively-dressed Ann.
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Considering she’s a cold-blooded killer, I think that kind of caution is warranted…
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I’d limit her “Chucky” viewing time if I were you.
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Ha! My Grandma loved Raggedy Ann! I always was creeped out by her and her side kick, but there’s nothing like nostalgia :).
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My mom made me a Raggedy Andy doll when I was a kid. I never trusted him.
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Lol!
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