Before I went to bed, it was on the right side of the shelf. When I woke up, it was on the right side of the shelf but it LOOKED as if it had gone somewhere else and then just come back. I think it was the fact that her hand had been stamped for readmission.
Sometimes, she smells of brake fluid.
Any conversations she is having with the G. I. Joe doll stop suddenly when I walk into the room. When I ask what they were talking about, I pull his string and he answers, “Oh, you’ll find out”… and that isn’t even one of the phrases the factory puts into the doll… And, I don’t even own that GI Joe doll.
She makes a lot of sustained eye-contact.
To save a little money, I purchased an earlier amoral version of the Raggedy Ann.
She watches the Child’s Play movies and takes notes… which is creepy because she has no thumbs.
She knows that, if I was murdered, she’d be the least likely suspect. Of course, in murder mysteries, it is always the least likely suspect that did it, so she’d be the most likely suspect… but, it is never the most likely suspect…
She keeps trying to get me to take a trip on the Orient Express with eleven of her friends.
She spends a lot of her time wiping her fingerprints off of things.
She gets evasive when I ask where she’s been, what she’s been doing or if she’s going to kill me…