We’ve Got to Talk…

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No… this isn’t me.  I’m older and NEVER take my glasses off

[I’m kind of burned out… and I’ve added another hundred followers. Normally, this would mean another installment of The Moosehead Stratagem; however, that will be difficult because it hasn’t been created yet. I’ve got a collection of columns I was trying to peddle years ago and next week will be entirely those.

So, this is kind of a separation, albeit a brief one. I think that we can get through this if we stick with the following rules of behavior:]

You can see other humor sites… if you promise not to get emotionally involved with them.

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And, to be fair, I won’t greedily solicit praise from anyone new while we’re apart.

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As far as possessions go, please return my subtle irony and biting wit; you can KEEP the puns.

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I’ll return your poetry, essays and any furniture that your aunt gave us.

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Remember that this separation is NOT your fault.  I just need some time to work things out… things such as why you’ve destroyed our great relationship with your nonsense.

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I firmly believe we can separate like two mature adults and if you unfollow me I will die.

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I’ll be back to writing new stuff in a week.  Until then, enjoy some unpublished, “This Day in History” columns that were once turned down by more newspapers than currently exist.

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The very fact that this post is written as a list is a great indicator as to why I need a week off.

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I’ll still be reading your blogs because Deb craves attention, Chelsea might fall into some weird pregnancy-related psychosis and Mister Muse… well, what can I say about him that hasn’t already been said under oath in court?

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Thank you all, sincerely, for another hundred follows.  Please let me know how you like next week’s pieces…

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26 thoughts on “We’ve Got to Talk…

  1. Enjoy your break! I take them all the time and still turn out a bunch of crap. I’m like a 1 in 20 as far as good posting goes. And “The very fact that this post is written as a list is a great indicator as to why I need a week off.” made me smile 🙂

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    1. I love your posts, Robyn. I’ve raised two boys to adulthood and your posts bring back a lot of memories. Declan has some unique issues; but, mostly he’s a kid and it’s nice to read the stories of his and his siblings’ development…

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      1. Unfortunately, the “Like” button often dies by me when trying to use it on certain blogs (yours being. one of the ‘lucky’ ones). That being said, I bid you good morning, and bid WordPress a ‘wassup with that?’

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