June is the Time for Weddings!

You can still wear white to your wedding even if you aren’t a virgin; however, you will have to affix a scarlet ‘A’ to your bridal gown. Don’t spend more on a wedding ring than you can afford. Two month’s salary has been the amount decided upon by people who determine these things and who […]

Double-plus Rand-Thoughts

At work, the LGBT people are having a gay ice-cream social. When the guy handed me the flier, I thought to myself, “You know, if my granddaddy were alive today, he’d probably be panicking, scratching and clawing at the coffin lid until he suffocated” If everyone who ever died trying to save someone from a […]

Other Things You Can Do with Legos

Turn one of the blocks upside down and you’ve got a watering trough for a spider, my friend! You can use the Lego people to teach your young child what people don’t look like. You’ve got the Lego baseboard in your hand. You’ve got an itch in an inaccessible part of your body. Nature, take […]

More Thoughts on Breakfast Cereal

Wheaties: This cereal was closely associated with sports because we all know the role that wheat plays in building muscle. But, you had to be a pretty big sports fan to put up with a cereal that turns to mush upon seeing the milk. People in the know keep it dry and just dip each […]