Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
During the early Industrial Age, one job in the town or village was to knock on windows and wake people for work in the factories. That job title was: “Guy We All Want to Kill” ♯ English Bulldogs are the only dogs who suffer from sleep apnea; on a related note, Greyhounds are the only […]
Read More Facts about Sleep? In Your DreamsYou’ve watched three straight hours of Yogi Bear and the television isn’t plugged in. ☻ You give such a stirring and iron-clad defense of the poetry of T. S. Eliot that the pile of laundry you are arguing with has no good response. ☻ Someone quips that John Wick is a candle you light in […]
Read More Signs that You’ve Smoked Enough PotAny dog named after Satan or one of his minions. Φ The all-powerful jackal-headed god of death and dismemberment. Sure, he LOOKS reasonable enough but why take a chance? Φ That guy over there with the big stick. Φ A litigation lawyer… or ANY lawyer for that matter. Remember: Shakespeare said, “Kill all the lawyers” […]
Read More Who You Should Avoid IrritatingI am SO angry, I can hardly see saw. I realized, recently, that life is a perpetual struggle. It occurred to me while I was trying to put a plate with English muffins and jam on an already overloaded footstool. As I spent three minutes alternating between setting things down and catching others as they […]
Read More Two Boobs: That’s What They Take us for (pt 1)Fewer books in our libraries means more room for homeless drug addicts. ◦ Homosexuality is completely antithetical to our existence so it makes sense that, if our children see a homosexual alluded to in a book, they will instantly turn gay. ◦ Who knows better what we should read and not read than a bunch […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 