Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Know your snakes. They can be unpredictable to those who don’t because they have a wide range of reactions: If startled, they might give you a savage bite; but, if treated gently and calmly, they might give you a savage bite. ☼ Wash your hands after handling snakes. If that is impossible, then wash the […]
Read More Raising Venomous SnakesTurn off the water while you brush your teeth and save up to 4 gallons a minute. You can save even more water than that if you don’t brush your teeth at all and just rinse your mouth with Hawaiian Punch. ♣ Reuse your towels to save water. How do you know when it is […]
Read More Don’t Be a Drip: Water Conservation Tips[Thanks to Deb’s husband for the idea] Leave it outside of a cadaver warehouse and someone will just assume it fell out of a window somewhere. ◘ Find a construction site where a large cement foundation is being poured and leave the body near the mailbox. ◘ Throw the body into an active volcano. If […]
Read More How to Get Rid of a Body[To my friends in the Northeast. Stay safe] When high winds are forecast, secure any backyard furniture that you don’t want flying into an adjoining state. Remove any relatives from that furniture. ☼ Use flashlights instead of candles even though it will result in what your kids will call “The Weirdest Birthday Cake, Ever” ☼ […]
Read More I Re-gale You with High Wind Safety TipsLonger trains might have a second locomotive to push the train from the back. This is primarily due to the fact that you can’t push anything from the front. ♫ In Japan, if someone uses a train to commit suicide, his family can be sued for damages; however, if he gets a train pregnant, he […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 