Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
A violin is essentially a tiny guitar that you scrape. ☻ Holding a violin under your chin feels like when you are trying to take five oranges to the refrigerator and you don’t want to make two trips. ☻ Or, maybe more like a musical goiter. ☻ We only have violins due to the efforts […]
Read More Why I Hate the Violin[Deb made this request… blame her!] The venom of a blue-ringed octopus can paralyze an adult human in just a couple of minutes. So, if you have doubts about your humanity or age, get bitten by a blue-ringed octopus and see what happens. ☼ An octopus will grab a coconut shell and set it up […]
Read More Facts about Octopuses that Will Do You No ArmOklahomans spend about 3.5 million days hunting every year. What are they hunting for? Their top soil… ☻ During World War Two, Boise City, Oklahoma was mistakenly bombed by our Air Force. The military was torn between trying to cover up their error or just destroying the rest of the state. ☻ Oklahoma is one […]
Read More Fun Facts about OklahomaSo I can perform an Avatar-based puppet show using only my hands. ☺ If someone asks me if I’m feeling blue, I can show them my arms and scream, “Yes! It’s a chronic condition, thank you!” ☺ I needed a topic on which to write on; and, the research for “Why I Stapled My Privates” […]
Read More Why I Dyed My Arms BlueEarly psychoanalysts charged very little for their couch sessions; they made most of their money checking for loose change between the cushions after the patient left. ♣ The vast majority of people with mental health problems are no more likely to be violent than any other American… which makes them VERY likely to be violent. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 