Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
It doesn’t matter what you pay village idiots because you can easily trick them out of whatever money they have; but, they WILL get an hour for lunch and two fifteen minute breaks or their union will come down on you like a ton of bricks. ♣ Village idiots make up poems and sing silly […]
Read More Does Your Village Need an Idiot?Shetland ponies have been around since the Bronze Age; but, I doubt that they should get much credit for it. ֎ Shetland ponies live longer than horses… especially those ponies that have been around since the Bronze Age. ֎ In the United Kingdom, to be a Shetland Pony, you have to stand no more than […]
Read More I’ll Shout these Facts on Shetland Ponies ‘Til I’m HorseThey called me “crazy” when I bought up all that nitrous oxide… but who’s laughing, now? A wise man once told me that there was a fine line between super-intelligent and crazy… at least, I think he was wise. A straight-jacket is proof that crazy is the only mental state with its own line of […]
Read More Crazy, But that’s How it GoesBismuth: Until 2003, scientists considered bismuth the element with the highest atomic number to be stable; but, they’ve since determined that it is actually radioactive. Slightly… with a half-life of over ten trillion years; so, unless you plan to expose yourself to it until entropy reverses itself and most stars have flickered and gone out, […]
Read More The Letter ‘B’: ScienceScientists think that our first memories come when we are still in the womb; that explains my memory of the muffled sound of vomiting and Buddy Holly music. ֎ You can keep a list of about seven items in your short term memory, which lasts about half a minute. Most short term memories are quickly […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 