Crazy, But that’s How it Goes

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They called me “crazy” when I bought up all that nitrous oxide… but who’s laughing, now?

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A wise man once told me that there was a fine line between super-intelligent and crazy… at least, I think he was wise.

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A straight-jacket is proof that crazy is the only mental state with its own line of clothing.

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I’ve seen commercials with a screaming men whose first name was “Crazy” and his prices were INSANE; but, after checking them out, the only one that had prices that seemed insane was the guy who would only accept payment in antelopes.

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The craziest thing I’ve ever heard was “trust in yourself”. Intrinsically, that doesn’t seem crazy, but it was being screamed at me by a naked seventy year old woman covered in moss.

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Sometimes, a little crazy is refreshing, in friends and coworkers… not so much in pilots and cops, though.

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If you have crazy thoughts your entire life but you never act on them, are you sane or just lazy?

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My boss had a sign that said, “You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps”; so, I stopped taking my medication. Turns out, he lied. If anything, it just made things worse.

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If someone proposes something that has never been proposed, that doesn’t mean that they’re crazy; but, if he proposes it while dressed as a codfish, I’d hide the kitchen knives just in case.

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It’s been proven impossible for a seamstress on Thorazine to create a crazy quilt…

 

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