How You Can Tell the Movie You are Watching is Low Budget

It’s a Steven Segal movie called, “Straight to Video”. ♦ All the nude scenes have some kind of product placement in them. ♦ Some of the cast have two or more roles… in the same scene… and have to walk from one side of the shot to the other and put on a different hat. […]

So, You’re in a Western Movie and You’ve Been Challenged to a Gunfight

If you are fighting a good guy, don’t worry about it. He’ll either shoot you in the shoulder or the hand so you won’t die until sepsis or gangrene kicks in three days later. ♣ When having a gun-fight, always keep the Sun behind you because why add skin cancer to being shot? ♣ If […]

Nineteen Sixties Sex Comedies

1960’s sex comedies were light-hearted and sometimes even wacky movies that had literally no sex in them. Doris Day starred in several of these comedies… often with Rock Hudson, who later turned out to be a homosexual. I feel that it created a sort of sexual tension that you wouldn’t get with two heterosexual actors. […]