Poems are Not Healthy for Children and Other Living Things

Now, Who Will I Listen To? The last time Buddy Holly flied was the day the music died . Joplin is dead, no one knows why And, Hendrix prematurely kissed the sky . Bob Marley and Jim Morrison are also no more no woman no door… God grant me the […]

Three Poems for Sister Sarah

[I write humor during the week, but occasionally some poems leak out of my head and I force those poems on my readers when the weekend rolls around. You may not like this, but it is better than having to look at selfies of my genitals, isn’t it?] Spy Hard The secret agent Double […]

You Can’t Spell “Poetry” Without Letters

Straights want to be straight and gays want to be gay. Both are happy where they’re at no matter what you say. . Guys who try to change the gay through threats and repetition are hurting themselves, if they succeed, by creating more competition. . I think about other guys (and, this is just conceptual) […]

You Cannot Spell “Poetry” Without “Poetr”

Cold War Creativity During Stalinization Soviets took credit for every creation Every implementation They said was their invention Hamburgers and the works of Mark Twain came directly from a soviet brain Except for the ruben which they claimed was Cuban… No Turn Goes Unstoned A stoner sat next to me and offered me a […]

You Cannot Spell “Poetry” Without “Try”

[I am a humorist… but this is my day off. I hope you enjoy them.] Narcissus Narcissus, when spying his own reflection Thought, “THIS deserves further inspection” But, so much love for himself Was bad for his helf… . . . How Castor and Pollux Came to Be As a swan, the Greek god […]