Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Know your snakes. They can be unpredictable to those who don’t because they have a wide range of reactions: If startled, they might give you a savage bite; but, if treated gently and calmly, they might give you a savage bite. ☼ Wash your hands after handling snakes. If that is impossible, then wash the […]
Read More Raising Venomous SnakesCuba is a large island nation with a land area that rivals many of our states; in fact, if Cuba were laid on top of Pennsylvania, many Pennsylvanians would die needlessly. ☻ On New Year’s Eve, Cubans burn dolls in order to symbolize forgetting bad times like that time when you were a kid and […]
Read More Facts about CubaMonitor lizards stand on their hind legs to look out for predators. Herpetologists agree that this is why, of all reptiles, the monitor lizard is the best at basketball. ♥ Most monitor lizards have a poisonous saliva developed from generations of eating Thai food. ♥ Monitor lizards are excellent swimmers but they are only mediocre […]
Read More Cold-Blooded Facts about Monitor LizardsI am the darkness in that I’m not particularly light. When I see my neighbor, he calls out, “Hey, Charlie… are you still the night?” and I have to remind him that, no, I’m the darkness… because I’M PURE EVIL. Then, the says, “Cool” and invites me over to play cards that night. I accept […]
Read More I AM THE DARKNESS!!!Crocodiles can be found on every continent but Europe because there are more places for them to hide in Europe. The Dwarf Crocodile is over six feet long. This isn’t impressive for a crocodile; but, it is pretty impressive for a dwarf. Crocodiles are closely related to birds. So, if you see what you think […]
Read More Biting Ironies about Crocodiles
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 