The Summer Memo

It has been a while since I’ve written an all-hands general memo. Last month, I and the other executives, went to an intensive compressed one-week management training and I couldn’t write the memo because I contracted syphilis. Summer is upon us again. Keep in mind, while you are out having fun, safety is still your […]

Some Shaky Earthquake Tips

If you are at work and don’t have time to get outside, take cover under a table or a desk. If you were already under someone’s desk BEFORE the earthquake started, you should be ashamed of yourself… If you are outdoors, avoid power lines… unless you are a power line worker. In that case: GET […]

Not So Random Thoughts on ‘Security’

“There is safety in numbers” means little to a man being trampled by a panicked crowd… Ben Franklin once said, “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety”. This may be true, but I’d give up my right to bear arms if it ensure […]

Boating Safety Tips

Make sure someone else knows your itinerary, your boat number and who to call if you don’t come back. If that someone is on the boat with you, this precaution will lose most of its effectiveness. Be sure that everyone has a life jacket or at least has a life-jacketed passenger assigned to them that […]