Some Burning Facts about our Sun

Over one million Earths could fit inside the Sun; however, after the first Earth burned up, the other 999,999 Earths would probably avoid trying to do that. It takes eight minutes for light to travel from the Sun to the Earth, so none of the light we get is every really fresh. The temperature of […]

Facts about Pantyhose that You can Slip into

Nylon stockings were created in 1939 by DuPont and introduced at the New York World’s Fair. Originally, it didn’t go over well because they were sold deep-fried on a stick with syrup. Nylon Riots occurred in the 1940s when Japan stopped exporting silk because they’d found some obscure way to kill with it, I guess. […]

Why the Part of Dracula should be Performed by a Donkey

Or, how is a donkey like a vampire? (Don’t judge me too harshly. High difficulty level) If you throw holy water into a vampire’s face it burns. Donkeys aren’t burned by holy water thrown into the face, but it sure pisses them off. Dracula didn’t come from Omaha. The same is true for the vast […]

Thoughts on Eighties Video Games

Space Invaders: When the attackers come, they will come in orderly rows because only the most anal-retentive species can master interstellar travel. Pac Man: He eats and he eats and he eats and it never ever takes away the pain. And, as a bonus, the ghosts of everyone he’s ever consumed will eventually drive him […]

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The best time to travel the desert is at night. You can use the stars for navigation; for example, if you look at the brightest star, directly above your head and it gets closer and closer, you are traveling upwards and not sideways, backwards or forwards like you should be. And, don’t think it won’t […]