The Next Scene of All that Ends this Strange Eventful History…

Okay, here is part two of chapter one of The Moosehead Stratagem. I was naked when I wrote some of the dialog, so if you feel creeped out at some point, you’ll know why. I like putting images on my posts but none came to mind, so here’s a dog playing football:

Thank You!

I now have two hundred followers and I’m not a pretty teenage girl. This, to me, is an achievement. As a thank you, I’m publishing the first chapter to my parody of Robert Ludlum/Dan Brown books, The Moosehead Stratagem. It has super-assassins, super agents and a beautiful female scientist. It is, for want of a […]

Ten More of the Seven Deadly Sins

Wearing a hat that says, “Free Mustache Rides”. Missing your aunt’s funeral to finish up your second time through Fallout 4. Crawling through your house on your hands and knees in the dark because you don’t feel like entertaining the friend at your door. Growing a mustache because of some hat you bought. Referring to […]

My Worries are Written on the Wind and I Fear Wind

I’m so worried about getting chronic insomnia that I can hardly sleep at night. My greatest fear is wasting my time; but, I realized that I was worrying needlessly. I’m worried that some day, my life might pass before my eyes; and, when I get to the part of my life where my life passes […]

I Came; I Saw; I Ranted

I used to like girls with glasses… thick, no-nonsense, I-do-read-Tolstoy-fuck-you-very-much glasses. But, with changes in style, the advent of hipsters and the unholy influence of Lisa Loeb, all sorts of girls wear glasses now. It’s like having a favorite flavor of ice cream, say cherry vanilla (not its real name); you wake up one morning […]