What Can I Do? A Riff…

[Remember when you were a kid, sitting around with your family… and the television wasn’t on because no one felt like climbing onto the tin roof and adjusting the antenna so you sat around riffing on one topic with your family? Neither do I but it’s fun to pretend…] I saw a speech about doing […]

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Three Poems for Sister Sarah

[I write humor during the week, but occasionally some poems leak out of my head and I force those poems on my readers when the weekend rolls around. You may not like this, but it is better than having to look at selfies of my genitals, isn’t it?]   Spy Hard The secret agent Double […]

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Opera Explained: Pagliacci

Actors arrive at a village during the Feast of the Assumption, at least that’s my guess. Tonio, the clown, explains to the villagers the plot of the upcoming play because when they shrug and whisper to one another during, it really throws the actors off. The play will be about Pagliaccio, played by Canio, taking […]

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Morale Dilemmas

[This is the mid-term for Ethics of Empirical Rationalist Existentialists of the Reformation. Please answer every question as completely as possible, unless told to do exactly the opposite; in that case, decide for yourself] Question One Someone cuts you off in traffic and you have a remote control that will make his head explode. Do […]

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