In Praise of Racism

There has been a lot of talk about racism lately. A lot of people think that racists have become emboldened to the point where they literally attack anyone who crosses them or uses the word “embolden”. And, it does seem to be difficult to find a racist spokesperson that you DON’T want to punch in […]

Signs Your Husband Might be Cheating on You

He calls out your maiden name during sex. He ends most phone calls with, “I’ll call you back when my wife can’t hear me discussing having sex with you” Your husband is suddenly cold to you and you haven’t done anything horrible to him lately. Your husband appends, “I swear to God” at the end […]

Random Thoughts from a Blue Planet

There’s a time to talk to your son about masturbation; but, apparently, it ISN’T during Thanksgiving dinner in front of his kids. I was studying non-abelian groups, last night. The reason I study non-abelian groups is so that I can start conversations with “I was studying non-abelian groups, last night”. I got the idea one […]

Thoughts on Voting in America

Some people say, “If you’re old enough to join the Army, you should be able to vote, as well”. I feel exactly the opposite: If you’re already putting your life on the line for your country, why add the stress of voting to your plate? The vote you most often regret the least is the […]

Belly Buttons and Talent

[I wrote this one many years ago, but, since I’m a little blocked and have a new video game to play, I’m going to post it. Background: Ashlee Simpson, a pop singer, was caught lip-synching on a live show when her microphone started singing without her.] Was Ashlee Simpson lip-synching on Saturday Night Live last […]