Signs Your Husband Might be Cheating on You

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He calls out your maiden name during sex.

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He ends most phone calls with, “I’ll call you back when my wife can’t hear me discussing having sex with you”

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Your husband is suddenly cold to you and you haven’t done anything horrible to him lately.

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Your husband appends, “I swear to God” at the end of each statement he makes to you.

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He suddenly starts taking a lot of cash out of the bank, converting that cash to gold, then buying Persian rugs with that gold and ultimately trading the rugs for terrifying sex toys.

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Your husband suddenly has no interest in complaining about the day to day trials of living with you.

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Your husband is less communicative over things like feelings, or money or how you ended up with Syphilis.

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He spends more time at work and his job is cleaning septic tanks…

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He starts dressing like an adult.

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Your husband suddenly takes up high-risk hobbies such as hang gliding, white water rafting or cheating on his wife.

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If sex becomes more frequent, less frequent, more passionate or less passionate. ANY change in your sex life indicates an almost mathematical certainty that your husband is cheating on you.

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20 thoughts on “Signs Your Husband Might be Cheating on You

    1. I posted this article to a link site and that was the one I used for a tag-line. I’d like to do one on Signs your Wife May be Cheating on You but I’m not sure I’ve got ten more…

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    1. I used, as a framework, an actual list of warning signs about infidelity. One of the signs was, the spouse starts using cash a lot… but, that isn’t particularly funny, so I changed it…

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