I Have “The Talk” with My 40 Year-Old Self

When a boy turns 40, his father has a special talk with him about “changes” that will be happening in his life… Pretty soon, you’ll be noticing girls… call you “sir” a lot. You’ll be growing hair in places you’ve never seen hair before… like your ears and your hairbrush. You’ll notice a lack of […]

New Psychiatrist Jokes that Look Like They are From the 1950s

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “My elderly grandmother thinks she’s Superman” The doctor says, “Why don’t you bring her in?” And, the man replies, “She keeps flying away” A woman walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “My husband thinks he’s a zebra” The doctor replies, “Bring him in, I can […]

Wealth of Notions

If we ever go to an all-barter economy, gynecologists are going to have a rough time in retail establishments. € I used to make tiny gold bars out of scrap jewelry and kept them in a little bowl. In no time, I’d amassed a small fortune… € I broke a quarter into three pieces and […]

The Oresteian Tragedy of the Kingfisher

Imagine this: You are on the savanna or the veld, whichever is easier to spell. You are surrounded by five killer silverback gorillas. Two seem on the verge of attack and one is furiously signing for orange juice. Your life seems over when suddenly, out of the darkness, the call of the kingfisher sounds. The […]

Some Bland Facts about Tofu

Tofu may reduce the risk of cancer. It might also bring you gold bars and unicorns while you sleep. Women who are going through menopause should eat tofu because the drudgery of eating it is a great thing to blame your wild moods swings upon. Freezing tofu turns it yellow. It is still good to […]