Tofu may reduce the risk of cancer. It might also bring you gold bars and unicorns while you sleep.
Women who are going through menopause should eat tofu because the drudgery of eating it is a great thing to blame your wild moods swings upon.
Freezing tofu turns it yellow. It is still good to eat… the yellow is just the blandness trying to escape.
In the 1930’s a plastic was developed from tofu which was a surprise to literally no one.
Tofu has no flavor of it’s own. If you cook it with something flavorful the tofu will suck the flavor out of that, too.
Tofu is a complete protein, like a deer stuffed with a pig that has been stuffed with quail…
I cannot eat tofu due to a pact I made with myself as a child never to eat ANY product that has been made from curdled bean juice.
Tofu has been around for thousands of years, so READ THE USE-BY DATE ON YOUR PACKAGE…
Tofu should be stored in water, by which I mean, thrown into the ocean.
Tofu is not just for vegetarians. It is also appropriate for omnivores who’ve committed atrocities.