Let this Bath and Shower Safety Wash Over You

Never leave a toddler alone in the bathtub. Keep a second toddler in the tub with her when you just pop into the next room to get something. Showering at a motel can be dangerous if the motel was once on the main road until the highway came through and now no one ever stops […]

Excerpts from the New Republican Police Reform Bill

Did Republicans miss the point? You decide! Any officer standing on a suspect’s neck more than five minutes must be prosecuted for loitering. For the purpose of this bill, “tickling” is any action using the fingers, hands, feather or firearm to induce laughter or death. Any officer who shoots a fleeing suspect in the […]

Regret!

A former nihilist regrets nothing. I regret persuading a friend to give her baby up for adoption. She didn’t really need to but I just wanted to see if I could do it… My biggest regret? That blue whale I accidentally killed. I regret not keeping in touch with friends from high school but the […]

Real Neat Blog Award

I’ve been nominated by dissociatethat, a personal blog on the subject of mental health and illness. I don’t tend to do this because it reminds me of the time I won an Academy Award and I hadn’t even made a movie. I made it through, but only after calling to the stage and thanking a […]

Still More Things You Don’t Know About Me

I have this fantasy about a physical relationship with Shakira where I tell her that I’m too old for her and she shouldn’t waste her life on me. At first, she argues the point, but weeks later, she’s leaves me in the middle of the night without a word. This is what depression and overthinking […]