I’ve been nominated by dissociatethat, a personal blog on the subject of mental health and illness. I don’t tend to do this because it reminds me of the time I won an Academy Award and I hadn’t even made a movie. I made it through, but only after calling to the stage and thanking a lot of equally bewildered people.
Rules are:
Display the award logo
Thank the blogger who nominated you and post a link to their blog
Answer the questions of the one who nominated you
Nominate some bloggers
Ask them seven questions
My Answers
What Country would you like to visit and why ? Norway. Because I’m a big lover of Eduard Munch; plus, I’d like to visit a nation where everyone is as depressed as I am.
What was the last book/film that captivated you and why? Book: Haruki Murakami’s Killing Commendatore. Film: Guy Ritchie’s Revolver. It examines the psyche of a man who was in solitary confinement for six years AND we get to see what Jason Stathom might look like with hair.
Who made you the best Dinner ever, and What was it? The Inn at Little Washington. A four-star restaurant in Northern Virginia. I had squab and rabbit tart. The meal cost over four hundred dollars (anniversary after selling our house) and flushing it down the toilet the next day almost made me cry…
Did you ever have a Dream come true and was it anything like you imagined it to be? The worst thing that can happen to you is for your dreams to come true.
Why did you start your blog ? I couldn’t get anyone else to start it.
If you could take one thing/occurrence out Of the history of Mankind what would it be? Why? The invention of sewer systems. Before they were invented, when the cops knocked at your door, you had nothing to flush your drugs down…
Did the current situation around the Pandemic have any positive side effect on your Life? Can you give an example? Literally none. I caught the virus early on and had a miserable time. I don’t get any exercise and I’m trapped in the house with the best cook I know… ME!
Nominees
Rivergirl, because she lives in Maine so she needs SOMETHING to do…
Joanne, because it might take her mind off of vampires for a few minutes
George, because I like the novella he’s been working on
Mister Muse because he likes old jazz like any sane person
and LW just because he comes up with something interesting and factual roughly daily
My Questions
If you could choose any historical figure to hold your hair out of the toilet while you drunkenly vomit at a party, who would it be and why?
If you HAD to own a pet and it couldn’t be a dog or a cat, to what country would you flee to escape such a fascist regime. Remember that “Canada” is not an acceptable answer.
What is your favorite, currently active, credit card number?
You’ve been told you will be allowed to join Trump’s Space Force if you sleep with a Marx Brother and Zeppo is not available. Which do you sleep with and why?
If you had to recommend an illegal drug to the youth of America, which drug would it be and how?
Do you think pound cake is overrated?
Do you like Aquaman’s new look or do you prefer the blonde hair and tights?
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Thanks for the nomination Charles, you do realise I have no idea what half your questions mean? Aquaman??? Is that my partner when he’s cleaning the fishtank????
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Aquaman is a DC comics superhero… He was pretty lame until they upgraded him to biker dude. Look up Jason Momoa…
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Who??? You do know the last movie I saw was Inception … which I really enjoyed 😊
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I don’t watch many new movies either… just the superhero ones. I just like the special effects and have been waiting for them my whole life…
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Did any of the Marx Brothers turn out to be a woman by any chance? Were any of them vampires?
Is Aquaman a vampire?
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Gummo had a propensity toward cannibalism… does that count?
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Flushing a $400 meal down the toilet must have been a bittersweet experience. On the one hand…. wait. I’m not sure I want to go there.
I won’t thank you for the nomination because I don’t usually thank the people who drop a curse on me. Except for that Haitian witch doctor, he was really creative. I still can’t figure out how to stop that ear hair from growing.
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Think of it as a chain letter that you have to compose yourself…
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I love everything about this!!!
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I’ll nominate you the next time one comes around, Doree…
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Lol, thanks! It’s ok, I decided awhile back not to do awards…but I like learning about people who get them :).
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Hopefully, you learned nothing from the above. My pretend life is way more interesting than my real one.
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I googled “rabbit tart” recipe and found one called “Mr. McGregor’s rabbit pie.”
Food tastes better when you pay somebody else to make it for you anyway!
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Yeah, but this was a world-renowned chef who also kept a dalmatian in his lobby.
Oh, and the building was bigger on the inside than it was on the outside.
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Are you sure you didn’t end up eating at The Doctor’s place?
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There was an oddly dressed man who looked like Peter Cushing…
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cool… loved the one about dreams 🙂 fresh 😂 and true
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It took me a long time to figure that one out. I’d gotten something I always wanted and still wasn’t satisfied. Then, it occurred to me…
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😂👍
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