Butter Facts that Will Melt Your Heart

In all, about a third of the world’s milk production is devoted to making butter. The other third is donated to high schools for the teaching of fractions. The term “butterfly” came from the supposition that they and other insects stole dairy products. Entomologists kept the name because, even though they weren’t stealing milk and […]

Before I Die: Bucket List Part Four

I want to sit on a California beach and watch the sun rise over the Pacific. I want to form a charity that feeds starving Asian children to starving African children. I want to be involved in a kidnapping… not necessarily with the snatching or holding; but, I could make photocopies or cook lunch for […]

New, this Television Season!

Dr. Weasel M.D. (NBC) – A weasel bombarded by gamma rays becomes super-intelligent enough to get a medical degree; but, not smart enough to come up with a cure for being a weasel. Dr. Weasel sets up practice in a small town and has to deal with small town prejudice. Pilot Episode: Who ate Farmer […]

Ye Olde Randome Thoughts

I was involved in a nude photo shoot and I want those pictures back. You can tell I was nude because the person I was photographing looks pretty shocked…. So many people we say are in a “special place in Hell” that they hardly seem special anymore… “I have learned everything… taken every college course, […]

Why I Keep Bats in My Laundry Room

I might meet a woman who is turned on by rabies. My son needs a pet and he’s a night-person. Because there’s a perfectly good ceiling that no one was using. If you know a better way of getting rid of laundry mosquitoes I’d like to hear it. If I ever feel that the Covid […]