I might meet a woman who is turned on by rabies.
My son needs a pet and he’s a night-person.
Because there’s a perfectly good ceiling that no one was using.
If you know a better way of getting rid of laundry mosquitoes I’d like to hear it.
If I ever feel that the Covid 19 virus is being unfairly bullied by the CDC, I can make my own Covid in my laundry room.
It’s nice to know that, whenever I get the urge to express myself at an ultrasonic frequency, there’ll be someone to listen to me…
I heard that bats can be trained to turn a dryer back on if your shirts are still damp.
I directing a production of Die Fliedermaus and they are my chorus.
Bats cannot sniff out cancer like some dogs can be trained to do, which is perfect because, if I have cancer, I don’t want to know.
If the power goes out, a bat can be used as a makeshift flashlight: Just hold one out in front of you while it echolocates itself. When you hear a soft, “Uh-oh”, you’re about to run into something and should change direction.
As they swarm out of my basement door at sunset in a never-ending cloud, I can usually persuade one to pick up some groceries for me if he’s already going that way.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I like bats, their noses are cute 😊
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I could say the same for Johnny Depp… but that doesn’t mean I want him in my home.
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But if it was Vin Diesel ….
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I have shoot on sight orders if Vin Diesel shows up…
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Never underestimate the importance of bat choral back up or grocery delivery service. Well done sir.
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Yeah, but if I don’t give the bat the exact amount, he ends up spending the change on mosquitoes…
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It’s the price you pay for pin point echo location. At least you know he’ll never deliver to the wrong house…
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I’ve always loved bats, but I do wonder if they’re trying to get rid of us…
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I think they are rising up against the spelunkers…
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Fair enough.
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I’ve heard of bats in the belfry, but not in the laundry. Your dirty clothes must have an attractive smell to them.
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I’d like to see you try to milk a bat. It’s not for the faint of heart. Although, it’s easier than milking an almond.
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I tried milking a soy bean once but the stool was way too tiny…
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Next virus is Laundry-2021…. understood! & am getting ready 💪💪
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At least the bleach will be at arm’s length…
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Yeah it’s next on my shopping list after toilet paper 🧻😂
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I’m finding toilet paper but weird brands that I’ve never seen before… I think some are from Estonia…
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Pet bats might not do echolocation, especially if you are holding them
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They will if they want mosquitoes for dessert!
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