Crazy, But that’s How it Goes

They called me “crazy” when I bought up all that nitrous oxide… but who’s laughing, now? A wise man once told me that there was a fine line between super-intelligent and crazy… at least, I think he was wise. A straight-jacket is proof that crazy is the only mental state with its own line of […]

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Notable Breeds of Cattle

Black Angus: Also called “The Aberdeen Angus”, or “Angus” or “The Eastern Striped Lemming”. These cattle were bred to survive the bleak Scottish winters and the slightly less bleak Scottish summers. Angus don’t have horns so they solve most disputes through arbitration. They were bred specifically to be processed into meat and eaten, which only […]

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Another Q and A about Me

What breed of dog is your favorite and why? Actually, that is two questions. I like boxers, because they always have a Harrison Ford-like look of concentration and confusion as if they are trying to figure people out. My big fear is that they will one day lose that expression when they DO figure us […]

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