Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I don’t condescend to women. For you gals, that means I don’t needlessly explain things that you already know. I don’t think a woman’s place is in her home; and, this is not just because I don’t think women should own property. I think women deserve the same wages as men; although, I think they […]
Read More I Know I’m Not a Misogynist Because…Coolidge was the only president born on the fourth of July. Legend has it that he wasn’t due for two weeks but a near-miss with a Roman candle sent his mother into premature labor. ☺ Calvin Coolidge used to ride a mechanical horse for exercise. It was simply a saddle attached to a mechanism that […]
Read More Calvin Coolidge Came from Vermont[Previous chapter is here. I’m very very sorry] “It’s a lovely cottage”, said Kossov Dith, “I like the yellow roses” Goober Partridge surveyed the quaint little house. It had roses, a picket fence and cartoon bunnies playing just out of the corner of one’s eye. “Here’s a woman”, Partridge said, “Who lives a small life”, […]
Read More My Mystery: Cha FourteenShetland ponies have been around since the Bronze Age; but, I doubt that they should get much credit for it. ֎ Shetland ponies live longer than horses… especially those ponies that have been around since the Bronze Age. ֎ In the United Kingdom, to be a Shetland Pony, you have to stand no more than […]
Read More I’ll Shout these Facts on Shetland Ponies ‘Til I’m HorseThey called me “crazy” when I bought up all that nitrous oxide… but who’s laughing, now? A wise man once told me that there was a fine line between super-intelligent and crazy… at least, I think he was wise. A straight-jacket is proof that crazy is the only mental state with its own line of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 