Goodbye, Alex Trebek

Until regulations on human cloning are relaxed, there will never be another man like Alex Trebek. He never claimed to have all the answers; but, he did have all of the questions. As for his recent passing, I just want to say, “What is, I’m heartbroken?” Alex Trebek was a Canadian… but that never kept […]

A Baby Emu Chick Answers Your Psychic Questions

Dear Baby Emu Chick, I recently had a minor fender-bender in which I tapped the car’s bumper in front of me; and, then I ran over the driver as he got out to investigate. I didn’t kill anyone in any serious way, so I’ve chosen to represent myself; and, if there is anyone else in […]

My Mystery, Cha Twelve

Kossov had placed the locket into the hollow tree and was hiding behind a bush to see what happened next. Not the first bush he saw… actually, the first row of bushes were taken. There were jealous husbands and jealous wives watching those husbands from other bushes. Behind two of the bushes were graduate students […]

Haunted D. C.

Ghosts have been around ever since early man started walking around when he wasn’t alive anymore. There have always been ponderings of what it was like after death; but, with ghosts, we see that the afterlife might be more OCD than we like. You know, walk to the tower, holding your own head, turn to […]

I Go Dark, Cattle-Branding

First, pick a brand design that is easy to read, can be reproduced in an iron and is something a cow would be comfortable wearing. Next, check your brand design against the massive database of brand designs maintained by whoever’s job it is to do that. If you find someone using a brand exactly like […]