Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Turn one of the blocks upside down and you’ve got a watering trough for a spider, my friend! You can use the Lego people to teach your young child what people don’t look like. You’ve got the Lego baseboard in your hand. You’ve got an itch in an inaccessible part of your body. Nature, take […]
Read More Other Things You Can Do with LegosThis is mostly for my regular readers. My “follow” count is getting to the next landmark and I’m going to post another chapter of The Moosehead Stratagem while I give my brain a rest and reevaluate my life choices. My question to you is, should I write more or just let it alone. I’m not […]
Read More Another Stupid Poem and a RequestWheaties: This cereal was closely associated with sports because we all know the role that wheat plays in building muscle. But, you had to be a pretty big sports fan to put up with a cereal that turns to mush upon seeing the milk. People in the know keep it dry and just dip each […]
Read More More Thoughts on Breakfast CerealI was an ugly baby… when I was born the nurses put me in an iguana habitat. And, I went to a tough school. It was so tough, they had to use Navy Seals as elementary school teachers; so tough, they bused felons from the state prison to scare them straight. I got beaten up […]
Read More Channeling Rodney DangerfieldI’m glad that Cyndi Lauper is still out there protecting us from psoriasis. I’m glad that I can spend time with my sons despite their restraining orders. I’m glad I’ve got my health. I just wish it wasn’t poor health. I’m glad that Willy Nelson is still out there protecting us from Cyndi Lauper. I’m […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 