Double-plus Rand-Thoughts

At work, the LGBT people are having a gay ice-cream social. When the guy handed me the flier, I thought to myself, “You know, if my granddaddy were alive today, he’d probably be panicking, scratching and clawing at the coffin lid until he suffocated” If everyone who ever died trying to save someone from a […]

Other Things You Can Do with Legos

Turn one of the blocks upside down and you’ve got a watering trough for a spider, my friend! You can use the Lego people to teach your young child what people don’t look like. You’ve got the Lego baseboard in your hand. You’ve got an itch in an inaccessible part of your body. Nature, take […]

Another Stupid Poem and a Request

This is mostly for my regular readers. My “follow” count is getting to the next landmark and I’m going to post another chapter of The Moosehead Stratagem while I give my brain a rest and reevaluate my life choices. My question to you is, should I write more or just let it alone. I’m not […]

More Thoughts on Breakfast Cereal

Wheaties: This cereal was closely associated with sports because we all know the role that wheat plays in building muscle. But, you had to be a pretty big sports fan to put up with a cereal that turns to mush upon seeing the milk. People in the know keep it dry and just dip each […]