Are Video Games the “Other Woman”?

[Let’s face it. If you boyfriend, husband or disturbing stranger that sleeps on your couch has a computer, chances are, he will neglect you for one or more computer games. And, how can you fight a computer… an entity of PURE LOGIC??? As usual, I am here to help:] 1. If a video game is […]

The Indelible Virtue of Not Doing Stuff

John Stuart Mill once said, “Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing”. That statement couldn’t have been more wrong if someone had dropped it in a big barrel of wrong as an infant. I’m a good man and do you know what you […]

Turn Dog Feces into Cash; or, Capitalism Explained

Are you broke, hard-up, without funds or dirt poor? Follow these steps and you can make BIG money… as demonstrated by how I capitalize “big”. Unlike other money-making schemes, mine requires almost NO upfront money. The money you DO need, can be easily acquired raiding your grandmother’s medicine cabinet and then meeting with your “special […]

How to be Nonchalant

[The coolest people are those who just don’t care… well, cool people and sociopaths. If you are wondering what it takes to stay detached in all situations, I believe I can help] One way to seem not to care is to indiscriminately inject Botox into the face anywhere you can stick a needle. Also a […]

Looking Out for Number One

[Someday, someone will ask for your urine. Assuming that person is a medical professional, I think I can talk you through it. Don’t make these mistakes when providing a urine specimen:] Do not try to fill up all the bottles. Do not add sugar or non-dairy creamer to the sample. If this is for a […]