Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Chess is essentially two sissies forcing wooden pieces to do their fighting for them. ◙ If you want to be good at chess, you need to look ahead several moves and prepare for nearly every possible thing that might happen. It’s like paranoia but without the tinfoil hat. ◙ Chess is based on the game […]
Read More Thoughts About Chess, Mate“Daddy, where do babies come from?” – “Mostly China and India… but, I hear Indonesia is catching up” “What does my penis do?” – “Your penis functions as a de facto brain from your thirteenth birthday until you are forty” “Daddy, why is the sky blue?” – “Really? You see blue? I see it as […]
Read More Answers to My Children’s Dumb QuestionsToday’s going to be a little different. I’m going to give you a peek of what’s going on inside my brain. Hopefully, you won’t flee my home and leave your purse behind as it has been with others that I have shown my inmost thoughts. The first part is the normal list… as I’ve said, […]
Read More Why I Don’t Fish: Two WaysI was involved in a nude photo shoot and I want those pictures back. You can tell I was nude because the person I was photographing looks pretty shocked…. So many people we say are in a “special place in Hell” that they hardly seem special anymore… “I have learned everything… taken every college course, […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 