Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[This one was just an exercise to see if I could come up with ten. I’m not sure if I succeeded] At least I’ll die doing what I love: Crawling away in terror. At least I’ll die doing what I love: Playing exploding checkers. At least I’ll die doing what I love: Gently scolding members […]
Read More At Least I’ll Die Doing What I Love[Not happy with this one, but it’s been in my queue for several months and I NEED IT GONE] Skull: Everyone has a skull inside their head; but, thanks to stuff like skin and hats, no one has to look at them. Fearing a skull is the same as fearing a nose. If you can […]
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Read More Ort of the Worst Sort (Random Thoughts)A dozen people from your last mask-less get-together went to the hospital and it had nothing to do with the salmon mousse. Your Secret Service code name is “The Plague Rat”. Suicidal teenagers run up to you and lick your forehead. Masks you give out at your events aren’t compliant with CDC guidelines and are […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 