[Not happy with this one, but it’s been in my queue for several months and I NEED IT GONE] Skull: Everyone has a skull inside their head; but, thanks to stuff like skin and hats, no one has to look at them. Fearing a skull is the same as fearing a nose. If you can […]Read More Symbols of DEATH
I was debating with my lawyer the concept of a free will but he told me I have to pay for mine like everyone else. ☻ My father always said, “Not having a Y chromosome doesn’t make you any less of a man” ☻ Whenever I see a roast chicken that has been tied up […]Read More Ort of the Worst Sort (Random Thoughts)
I dislike the term “shooting spree” because it makes it sound like more fun than it actually is. ☺ Reflecting on my life, my biggest regret is the decision I made to reflect on my life… ☺ Serving on a jury is like playing Candyland with your kids… you know that it’s your duty, but […]Read More What Hath Rand Thoughts?
A dozen people from your last mask-less get-together went to the hospital and it had nothing to do with the salmon mousse. Your Secret Service code name is “The Plague Rat”. Suicidal teenagers run up to you and lick your forehead. Masks you give out at your events aren’t compliant with CDC guidelines and are […]Read More How to Tell if You are a Covid 19 Super-Spreader
I used to worry about dying young; now, I just worry about dying. I used to worry about going bald; now, I just worry about my hat blowing off. I used to worry about getting fat; now, I just worry that I’m not worried about getting fat. I used to worry about being publicly humiliated; […]Read More Stuff I Used to Worry About