Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You startled me while I was making French toast. ☺ Your eyeballs looked kind of bland. ☺ From certain angles, you look like raisin bread. ☺ I wanted to give you the greatest gift of all: The gift… of blindness. ☺ I hear that, if you lose one sense, the others become stronger and I […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 