Double Happy Family Fun List with Prawns

I am not one to rest on my laurels, mostly because I am allergic to shrubs. You know, if you took the roof off of a planetarium, the view wouldn’t change at all… I’d laugh at people who consult psychics or use horoscopes to make decisions; but, I realized a long time ago that they […]

A Kiss is Still a Kiss: Types of Kisses

First kiss: Your first kiss is like a smoker’s first cigarette of the day… or the last cigarette of the day… or, really ANY cigarette… sudden and addictive. Someone has consented to put their mouth on your filthy germy mouth. It’s a brave new world out there. Dual Residence Kissing: You live with your parents, […]

Some Thoughts on Courage

[I got this idea from IScriblr. She may be prettier and more traveled than I am, but she doesn’t have my bald spot] It takes real courage to stand up against the majority; but, the majority is standing up to someone with real courage, so isn’t the majority the most courageous one of all? It […]

Fun Facts About Vasectomies

A vasectomy will not affect your sexual performance; however, thinking about your vasectomy will kill the mood REAL quick… According to medical professionals, there is no pain after a vasectomy. There might be discomfort, which is doctor-speak for crippling acute pain. Reversing a vasectomy has a forty to ninety percent success rate, depending upon […]

Things that Make Me Feel Less Masculine

[another post that I was never totally thrilled with… so, now it’s YOUR problem] Holding a purse for someone. Having the song, “Barbie Girl” stuck in my head. Doing what some stupid sign tells me to do. High voltage, my ass! Sherbet. Foot long hot dogs… Eight inch hot dogs Any hot dog. Not being […]