Breeds of Dog I Hate!

Pug: At one point in dog history, someone said, “I’m tired of dogs that look and act like dogs. Let’s create a breed that looks and acts like a surprised indignant old woman. Oh, and wasn’t it a shame about King Charles…” Here’s a tip: If it cannot jump off the couch without breaking a […]

Ask a Super-Intelligent Bio-Engineered Dog Part 2

Q. My boyfriend and I have been living in a pretty harmonious relationship until recently. Lately, he seems upset, volatile, angry for no good reason and frankly, it is driving me and my new pet alligator up the wall. A. It seems that your boyfriend has all of the symptoms of sudden-onset Post Traumatic […]

So, You’ve Found Out Your Boyfriend is Gay…

[Thanks to chattykerry for inadvertently giving me the idea] Remember, there is no shame in your boyfriend being gay. There is, however, plenty of shame in your not knowing your boyfriend is gay. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that you were such a bad girlfriend that your boyfriend turned, romantically, on all women. Homosexuality […]

Some Thoughts on Flight

On my recent trip to Lubbock, my boarding group was ‘9’. Being in Group 9 is like being in that building that they have at the leper colony where they put people they consider beneath them. It’s not just a prestige thing. Nines are last to board. And, just as in running en masse […]

Thoughts are Acorns to the Squirrels in My Head

How long do you have to wait between breaking and entering before they are considered two different charges? Like, if you kick in someone’s door, then come back a week later to rob them? I followed the Brett Kavanaugh hearing VERY closely, heard both sides of the argument, but I still don’t think he should […]