Common Statements that are Nearly Always LIES

“I’m doing you a favor”: This is usually said after pushing a confession of a triple homicide in front of you and handing you a pen. If someone has to tell you that they are doing you a favor then they aren’t. “I just want a guy who makes me laugh”: Ironically, when I hear […]

Things You Should Never Do With Scissors

[Your parents told you never to run with scissors; however, they neglected to tell you everything. Is it any wonder that, in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, the scissors can be dispatched with a simple rock? Well, here are some other things you shouldn’t try to do with scissors:] Never run with scissors. Never […]

Exercise Tips

Mix it up. If you concentrated on weight training, yesterday; today, concentrate on finding someone to heal the damage to your body from the weight training, yesterday. Remember to stay hydrated. Drink something before, during and after your exercise routine. Drinking lots of water is essential to good health because it keeps your stomach damp […]

Eels… All about them and their friends…

Another animal essay that resides in my permanent collection. Best enjoyed with a wedge of Danish blue cheese and a dry Chablis: The Coniferous Amalgam of the Moray Eel

Truck Stops Part 2: Fine Dining

Every truck stop has a “secret menu” of foods that you have to ask for. My favorite? “The Safe-to-eat Fish”. If a truck stop has a huge sign that is at least a hundred feet above the ground, it is probably a clean and well-run establishment. This is moot, however, because, once you get onto […]