ZaSu Pitts

Actually posted as a page here but I’d like to get it out to my wordpress friends as a blog: Click link. ZaSu Pitts

My Deepest Dreads!

[Everyone has fears because everyone is, in fact, a big ol’ baby and we are all laughing at each other. This is an improvement over killing one another but just barely. Anyway, I felt that I should open up to the world, bare my soul and maybe show you where the horse bit me…] I […]

This Country has Daycare Issues; I have SOLUTIONS!

Many households with children have at least two of the child’s parents working. Sometimes, even the tropical fish have to pitch in and make a few bucks for the family… mostly commission work. Daycare is expensive and scary and, more often then not, organized into some kind of toddler “Fight Club”, with weight classifications and […]

Q and A, Part 2: Science!!!

Like the flu, or junk mail, here is another list that you’ve been given but never asked for. Do not judge me too harshly… mostly because I can be REALLY vindictive… Q. What species of animal can move the fastest? A. That depends entirely upon how aerodynamic it is and what type of cannon it […]

How to be More Smarterer

Claim whatever word you are discussing comes from the “Middle English” from the “Old French” because who cares? . Sprinkle your essay with made up quotes from Tolstoy. Remember to avoid topics like lasers, nuclear energy and the band Boyz II Men. . Writing a simple sentence, when a more complicated one is just as […]