Something I’m Working on – 3

I’m Told to Go to Hell and Why The poet had me sit down on the book-couch. He sat across from me on the quarterly-bed. “I’ve been tasked with showing you what Hell looks like” I sat there anticipating that the next thing he said would rhyme. “Because living with me is such Hell, it […]

Responses to “I Want to See Your Manager”

“Okay, but he is deaf in one ear and has superhuman hearing in the other, so if you yell, it will make him run in circles” “We have no manager… just a council of the elders that meets every full moon” “Our manager has been dead for twenty years. You can only talk to him […]

Ye Olde Randome Thoughts

I was involved in a nude photo shoot and I want those pictures back. You can tell I was nude because the person I was photographing looks pretty shocked…. So many people we say are in a “special place in Hell” that they hardly seem special anymore… “I have learned everything… taken every college course, […]

I Want All the Lists and I Want Them Now!

Greed is the act of taking a certain amount more than your fair share over a particular period of time; usually, the certain amount is “everything” and the time is “before anyone finds out”. One of the longest silent movies ever made was Greed, starring Zasu Pitts. What’s it like watching a six-hour silent movie? […]