Responses to “I Want to See Your Manager”

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Okay, but he is deaf in one ear and has superhuman hearing in the other, so if you yell, it will make him run in circles”

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We have no manager… just a council of the elders that meets every full moon”

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Our manager has been dead for twenty years. You can only talk to him through a mailbox at his lake house”

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Our manager is currently in county jail for assaulting a customer; but, the store owner just came back completely rehabilitated”

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Sure, you talk to my manager, then I talk to your manager… then we both hire lawyers and end up that much poorer. Can’t we just exchange hugs and swear to try to get along?”

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Okay, but he only speaks Farsi and only understands Urdu; plus, if you yell at him, he runs around in circles”

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You’ll have to wait. He’s being devastatingly sarcastic to another customer right now”

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I will. But, he’s not going to like being summoned from the depths of Hell just to talk about my attitude”

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I am the manager. I disguise myself as a simple store clerk so that my underlings may express their opinions openly and so that I might learn of their grievances”

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If this is about the ring of plain and elderly prostitutes that he is overseeing, I can tell you that he’s not currently hiring”

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15 thoughts on “Responses to “I Want to See Your Manager”

  1. When I was a fresh adult I was promoted to a manager at the Arby’s I had been working at for years. One day, a very angry lady came in demanding to speak to a manager so I offered my services. When she complained the food had sent her son to the hospital, all I could say was, “You are going to need a way better manager than me” and so I left to find her one.

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