Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You notice her jeans are stained with brake fluid. ♫ She moves most of the household poisons to her spice rack. ♫ You are camping in grizzly country when you notice your down vest smells like salmon. ♫ You ask about your severed brake-lines and your husband promises to explain it, “after you eat your […]
Read More Signs Your Spouse Wants You Dead[Sorry. I’m working on some longer pieces, this week…] When assembling bookcases and other furniture, send the family away for the weekend… unless you want your children to learn how to swear. ♥ Nothing enchants a two-year-old like the sound of pages being torn out of my favorite book. ♥ If your spouse is in […]
Read More What I Learned from 20 Years of MarriageNever go to bed angry. Discuss your issues with your spouse until you both come to the realization that you’ll never be compatible; then, you can go to bed sad. ♥ Sometimes you need to do something your spouse likes. This might be a baseball game; or, a nice drink at an upscale bar where […]
Read More More Relationship Tips from a Divorced Man[Don’t blame me. Deb and Robyn made me do this one] I’m not sorry I finally screwed up the courage to tell your wealthy aunt what I thought of her. I AM sorry she was on the toilet when I did it… ♥ I’m not sorry I gave you my honest opinion of your latest […]
Read More I’m NOT SorryNothing beats an IRA or, as I call it, “Charlie’s Impulse-Spending Fund”… Δ Retirement is much cheaper if you live with one of your kids. Choose the one who paused the least when you asked if you could live with him… Δ In warmer climates, nothing beats living in a refrigerator box. Δ There are […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 