My Mystery, Cha Three

Goober Partridge sat in his receiving room opposite Inspector Halfahock who was holding a stack of folders. Partridge was only allowing the police forty-five minutes a week of consultation, so they usually brought in several cases. The great detective would speed read the particulars of the case and then give his input on each as […]

My Mystery, Cha Two

Captain Laffinstock and his patrolman looked over the bloody, torn and remarkably fit body of Snakeford Cadd, laid out in his library. A quick interview with the members of the household and those just outside the house indicated that no one had heard a shot fired; but, there he lay, stabbed twelve times and electrocuted. […]

My Mystery, Cha One

Introduction to this mystery here: Snakeford Cadd strode smugly down the derry. Well, it might’ve been the derry… no one in town knew exactly what a “derry” was. Snakeford Cadd was the first to admit that he was a vaingloreous, bigheaded, conceited, egotistical self-satisfied monster of a man. Most wanted to slap that smug […]

Introduction to a Murder Mystery I’m Working on

Baddleyshireton on the Derryvilleford is just like any other medium-sized village. It has a population of about ten thousand… even more if you count the people who live there. It slopes gently down to the Derryvilleford where the merchant ships dock and discover that they cannot leave because there is no water in Derryvilleford. A […]

How to Avoid a Doggy’s Bite

For starters, don’t use cologne that smells like bratwurst or kibble, no matter how much it drives the women wild. If you look a lot like a cat, try to make facial expressions that cats are not capable of like concern or empathy. We all know that dogs bite when they smell fear; however, they […]