I Tell You What You Can Do with Lemons

Get eight of them together and hold a lemon party. Step on one and hold a lemon funeral. Walk into a pet store with a lemon in your hands and shout angrily, “The wings fell off of this canary you sold me!” Always keep lemons in your refrigerator and they’ll keep you informed of any […]

How to get Your Party-Goers to LEAVE

Lie on the floor and roll from one side of the room to the other over and over. Tell everyone that the party is moving to the patio. By the time they realize there is no patio, the door is locked. When you want everyone to leave, release toddlers into the crowd. After the adults […]

Extrovert Facts I’ve Got Outgoing

Extroverts do NOT always need to be the center of attention. They are more than happy with someone else as center of attention, provided that person is talking about them. Extroverts have doubts about their own outgoing personas. They wonder if they are coming on too strong… maybe being a bit obnoxious. Researchers know this […]

Pants Party: A Rant

What if there were a party in your pants and everyone was invited, but nobody came? Good luck getting the caterer to take that food back! Even if you could persuade them that it never actually touched your underwear, there are food-handing laws, even in the most backward states…states where parties are NEVER held in […]