For Sale: The Root of All Evil

How can we make United States currency more popular? It USED to be very popular… the preferred money of black marketers and prostitutes of all nations great and small. But, those were our glory days. Over the last four decades, we’ve tried everything to SELL the love of the dollar: We took the plainest most […]

The Indelible Virtue of Not Doing Stuff

John Stuart Mill once said, “Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing”. That statement couldn’t have been more wrong if someone had dropped it in a big barrel of wrong as an infant. I’m a good man and do you know what you […]

The Edge of Grape

Look at a grape and you don’t see much… unless it is a robotic grape, capable of many things that a domestic grape cannot even begin to accomplish or comprehend; but, that’s goes without saying, eh? A regular non-cybernetic grape is delicious, can turn into wine and contains vitamin K. How important is vitamin K? […]

Another Typical Rant

I hate ambiguity for reasons that are both complicated and vague. Certainly, ambiguity has saved many a marriage, although that is not the reason I hate it. “Does my butt look big in these shorts?” “Darling, those shorts are perfect for your size of butt”. No answer has been given, but the word “perfect” is […]

Love Before Birth Control

Before the invention of the birth-control pill, marriage was a predictable affair: A man would marry a woman and she would give birth to children until it killed her; then, the man would find another woman and the cycle would continue. Most second marriages were a race between the woman dying from childbirth and the […]