Fun Facts about Mars for You to Fight about

Scientists theorize that Mars once looked a lot like the Earth, with liquid oceans on its surface and a thicker atmosphere; but, it lost all that by being conceited. Mars still has water at its poles in the form of ice, indicating that Santa Claus might live there part of the year. This theory is […]

R. N. Domth Oughts

If I was being besieged in a castle in the middle ages, I’d try my hardest to convince the people surrounding me that THEY were the ones under siege and that they were going to be trapped out there FOREVER if they didn’t leave. She called me a “grade A rat” which was surprising because […]

I Want Them to be My Friends

Ben Affleck: If I hang with him, he’d eventually introduce me to Matt Damon; then, I’d have two friends which would be a godsend if I needed to move a china hutch… although, if history has taught us anything, it is that Matt Damon will probably end up doing most of the work. Jerry Seinfeld: […]

People Who Would Make Awful Ghosts

Richard Simmons: He is the opposite of terrifying, although if you found him in your laundry room with a net and some duct tape, you might feel some unease. A ghost needs to be somber and scary. They seldom sweat… even to the oldies… Keith Richards: He’d be terrible because you need to be able […]