If I was being besieged in a castle in the middle ages, I’d try my hardest to convince the people surrounding me that THEY were the ones under siege and that they were going to be trapped out there FOREVER if they didn’t leave.
She called me a “grade A rat” which was surprising because I didn’t know there was an established rating system for rodents.
People are worried about the coronavirus mutating into something deadly, but it could just as easily mutate into a disease that makes us more attractive, or smarter… or increases the length of male genitalia…
I told a friend of mine that she was being “impossible” and then she just disappeared.
I told my wife that I thought she was “castrating” and she said, “If you ever say that to me again, I’ll cut off your balls”
Until I saw Tom Cruise in the Mission Impossible movies, I never knew how much of a spy’s time was spent dangling off of a tall building or cliff.
With all the food shortages, I’m starting to suspect that the cure for Covid 19 is morbid obesity.
I don’t care what the afterlife looks like as long as there is no K-Pop…
You can take nearly everything from a man; you can take his dignity, his family, his money and his property… but, if you take his neck, his head will fall off.
Paranoia heals itself because the more paranoid you act, the more people don’t like you and then you’ve got REAL enemies out to get you…